well you can't waste a boner
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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