Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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