...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
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if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
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woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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