I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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