hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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