Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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