What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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