I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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