Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped