Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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