and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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