we should wear snuggies to the strip club
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
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I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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