there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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