Yo dont text me then not text me
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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