smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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