I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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