no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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