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Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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