That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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