Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
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I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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