your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
look no pants
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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