I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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