Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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