his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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