I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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