dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
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Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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