you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
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a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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