Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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