don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
