So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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