Is it because I queefed?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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