Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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