She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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