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(313): View more from Michigan

I'm jealous of your bromance

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(925): View more from California

i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on

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(740): View more from Ohio

Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?

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(573): View more from Missouri

worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.

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(305): View more from Florida

I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend

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(314): View more from Missouri

Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.

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(678): View more from Georgia

if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.

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