I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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