Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
where am i from again
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I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
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Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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