We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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