so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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