Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
how drunk are you?
Several
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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