Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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