sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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