I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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