How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
its not stalking. its research.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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