i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
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The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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