Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life