I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.