I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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