Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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