I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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