Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I got inside last night via doggy door
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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