I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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