i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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