Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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