pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
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Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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