Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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