He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I could fuck to npr.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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