Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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